Seven Vs. Angelino Diaz (Scissor Seven Vs. MFKZ) Blog (Updated)
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe
Seven, The Super Scissors of Chicken Island
Angelino Diaz, The Rebel with Skin of Onyx
Some heroes stand at the peak of their world, but these two scatter brained and laidback bums sit at the bottom of the food chain. Even after they uncover their true abilities, easily making them strong enough to stand at the top of the world and earn a seat among the greatest of the great, with the catch of them needing to let go of all that makes them human. Both turn down this chance and decide that the kindhearted chump is the real them, finding peace and family in the place they wanted to leave more than anything else.
(This doc will be compositing Seven and Angelino across all their canon media, such as including feats that are exclusive to the MFKZ movie or including forms and abilities exclusive to MFKZ 1886. It’s worth saying that a significant portion of Angelinos media such as MFK2 and several of the MFKZ spin off comics are currently unavailable for my reading, they sadly cannot be included)
Background
Seven
The world of Scissor Seven is made up of three separate factions, the scientifically advanced geniuses of Stan, the martial arts master of Xuan Wu, and finally the lowly commoners who stand beneath both of the mightier factions. At the top of Xuan Wu stands the illusive Killer League, an elite league of assassins which includes the newest member, a mysterious prodigy only known as Killer Seven. After some unknown events involving a mysterious girl and Seven breaking the killers code, Seven suffered a near fatal injury giving him complete amnesia and splitting his mind.
The unconscious Seven found his way to the small and unassuming Chicken Island, where he was befriended by Dai Bo who became his agent and close friend. Seven is a professional killer who works as a hair stylist and noodles vendor as a day job, Seven’s comically bad skills of assassination lead him to accidentally befriending or helping most of his targets. As much as he tries to put up the face of an unfeeling killer, Seven really is a pretty chill and kindhearted guy who doesn’t enjoy killing or violence, but is perfectly willing to put up a fight to protect the peace of Chicken Island. In his time on the island he's helped dozens of people, improving peoples lives for the better.
After pieces of Sevens violent and dark past returns, the entire island was threatened by the presence of the Killer League member Redtooth, the Killer League even threatened to assassinate all his friends on the island. Sevens decides the only thing he can do to protect his friends is to leave the island and embark on a quest to kill the leader of the Killer League.
Angelino Diaz
Behind every government, every religion, millions of businesses, possibly every industry on earth, stand the dark and powerful Machos. The Machos are an alien species that have existed since the Big Bang itself, the Machos view humans as wild animals compared to themself, humans are nothing, but violent cavemen compared to their intellect and power. Strangely, the reason the Machos hate humanity is how many humans kill other humans, while Machos consider the life of each and every one of their fellow Machos lives to be as sacred as their very own.
The Machos have one rule that stands above the rest, to absolutely never breed with a human, which brings us to Angela and Taz, the human mother and macho father of Angelino Diaz. When the Machos found out about this affair, they vowed to kill Angelino, his mother, and his father. While Angelino's parents were both killed, they fought to their dying breath to ensure Angelino's safety, hiding him in a dumpster to keep him safe. Angelino grew up in an orphanage in Dark Meat City. He was bullied for his odd appearance but found a place amongst his peers, in this orphanage he met his best friend Vinz as they bonded over being bullied for their appearances. After Angelino left the orphanage with Vinz, he started doing odd jobs to survive in the dirty and merciless pit of hell that is Dark Meat City.
After a freak accident where Angelino was violently hit by a truck, he starts awakening his macho genes which launches him into a quest to defeat the Machos and save the world. Through this adventure Angelino would learn the truth of his past and the fate of his mother and father. At first Angelino rejected the machos but after a dream involving a pep talk from his father, he decided he needed to be a man and face this madness head on.
Seven
Qi:
Telekinetic martial art that allows Seven to manipulate his scissors and the Thousand Demon Dagger
Scissors Returning Cut:
A simple technique in which Seven controls his scissors to the hit the enemy twice.
Solid as Gold Seven-Day Lock:
A grappling move Seven picked up from He Dachun, designed to be completely impossible to break until it has been held for seven days.
Toes-up:
Another move he picked from just watching someone else do it once, good for throwing off his opponent for a second (don’t even lie if a mf hit your funny bone in the middle of a fight you’d be down)
Angelino
Angelinos heritage of being half human and half macho leads to him being absolutely one of a kind. This unique physiology leads to numerous convenient abilities such as flexibility, heightened stamina, and a high resistance to pain. (This is a picture of a Macho from an actual comic, don't ask why it looks like an analog horror)
Macho Instincts:
A burning feeling from within Angelino that he describes as some kind of separate entity awakening inside him and guiding his steps toward victory. this form gives Angelino great strength and speed as well as skill in all weaponry. His instincts are so good he can borderline predict future events, one of the most impressive displays of instinct and when he instantly understood a language exclusive to a native American tribe upon hearing it once.
Fully Transformed Macho:
The Macho beast inside Angelino awakens completely. this form has greater strength and speed than regular Macho instincts, but sends Angelino into a violent rampage where he loses all reasonable thoughts.
Liquid Macho Form:
Angelino can change into a gooey liquid form with consistency he compares to snot.
Tentacles:
Macho tentacles that he can use for deadly strikes or grabbing his opponent.
Weakness Sensing:
Angelino has a knack for sensing weakness points in someone's body, which is useful considering machos are weird goo creatures.
Walking With La Muerte (Fate Manipulation/Supernatural Luck):
Angelino is under the protection of the religious figure Santa Muerte. He is literally destined and prophesied to win against the Machos. This isn’t even just Angelinos own belief, this divine intervention is crucial for the plot. It has shown to have ridiculously unlikely events occur, such as a car randomly driving in front of Angelino and reflecting a bullet into the face of his attacker.
Equipment
Seven
Qi Controlled Scissors:
Seven's signature and favorite weapon, a pair of scissors Seven manipulates to a devastating weapon with Qi, stated to be capable of cutting through anything. Seven is capable of doing many tricks with his scissors such as splitting them into two projectiles, increasing their speed to 5000 RPM, and even restoring them after they were shattered to pieces.
Thousand Demon Dagger:
The weapon of choice for Killer Seven, a legendary blade made of a thousand razor sharp bits of iron, stated to be impossible to block when used right. Can be extended for larger attacks, used to create barriers of Qi, and extended against the floor to soar into the air.
Xiao Fei:
Sevens squishy chicken buddy who he carries around most of the time, Seven can use Xiao Fei for quick escapes, have Xiao Fei plug into his head and fly him around in combat, and Xiao Fei can also access a buff form with insane strength.
Gaiba Egg:
A small egg that allows Seven to transform into whatever he imagines, Seven commonly uses the Gaiba Egg to disguise himself by transforming into objects in the environment, but occasionally uses them in combat such as to get close for a sneak attack or to catch his opponent off guard.
Hair Wax No. 7:
A small blade launcher disguised as a pomade, designed to shoot directly into the target's heart and kill them instantly.
Knock-out Spray:
A spray invented by Dai Bo to knock out anyone just by inhaling it.
Air Pods:
This is canon.
Angelino
Roaches:
Angelino's pet cockroaches from his shitty apartment, a loyal army of seemingly hundreds of roaches. They swarm and attack anybody who Lino throws food on and can find Lino from dozens of miles away, the sheer amount of them was enough to completely shut down an entire military base.
The Black Hole™:
A small hole of anti-matter which allows Angelino to store any items he so wishes, can be stuck to any flat surface and seemingly can make people go insane if they stick their head into it.
Guns:
Angelino has picked up several guns in his adventures (Some of which he didn’t keep, however since both characters are being used at their maximum potential, they will be included)
Dark Meat City Police Revolver (Smith & Wesson Performance Center Model 627):
A high-power revolver Angelino took from DMC police.
Dark Meat City Police Rifle:
An automatic rifle Angelino took from the DMC police.
Walther P22:
An average pistol he found in an ice cream truck.
Two Revolvers:
Twin western revolvers he stole assassins, .
Katana:
A razor-sharp katana Angelino picked up from a dead ninja girl.
Ninja Stars:
Ninja stars which Angelino took from dead ninjas.
Bow and Arrow:
A bow and arrow which Lino can use with insane precision.
Spear:
A wooden spear Angelino used to take out a gatling gun.
Knife + Axe:
Native American tools which Angelino used to kill dozens of armed men.
Weaknesses
Seven
Seven is very far from perfect, he’s slow witted, easily distracted, and easily tricked. He would long be dead without the help of others such as Dai Bo and Xiao Fei.
As powerful as Sevens scissors are, they have a tendency to be disabled through simple means such as a quick swing from a weapon, a wave of water, and a fish eating them.
Angelino
Angelino’s great power comes with great weaknesses. Lino’s biggest weakness is his extreme sensitivity to the cold, a decently heavy snow can leave him severely weakened and could even kill him if he doesn’t get help. Machos skin can be strong as steel, but their hearts are fragile and a massive weak spot for them.
Feats
Seven
Overall
-Saved all of Chicken Island from being destroyed by the Prince of Stan
-Fought the Killer League member, Red Tooth, to a draw
-Freed an entire nation from the curse of the Ugly Master
-Earned the respect of all the fighters on Chicken Island and has even been proclaimed as the strongest fighter on the island
-Stopped a war between the cats and dogs on Chicken Island
Strength and Durability
-Comparable to Chairman Jiang and Redtooth who created this explosion (0.19 tons of TNT or Small Building+)
-Shattered a stone bridge while highly injured (0.26 tons of TNT or Building level)
-was in close proximity to this explosion, alongside his friend Dachun who directly tanked it (2.73 tons of TNT or Large Building level)
-Tanked this giant stone being launched into him with little issue (26 tons of TNT or City Block level)
-Cut a Stan robot in half with the Thousand Demon Dagger (422 tons of TNT or Multi City Block level)
-Survived a Stan drone self-destructing (459 tons of TNT or Multi City Block level)
-Blocked one of these enormous prayer beads (583 tons of TNT or Multi City Block level)
-At his full power should be comparable to the Prince of Stans technology, which created this crater (3.45 kilotons of TNT or Small Town level)
-Dispelled enough energy to split the clouds (3.55 kilotons of TNT or Small Town level)
-One shot the Stanian machine that was going to move the giant gem that held together Chicken Island (6.68 kilotons of TNT or Town Level)
Speed
-intercepted three arrows (350 feet per second)
-Scales to Prince of Stan who blocked bullets (1022.7 MPH)
-Flew to space with Xiao Fei in 14 seconds (96428 MPH or Mach 125.6)
-Reacted to and intercepted projectiles that could keep up with Xiao Fei flying at full speed
-Capable of dodging Stan beams, which can be assumed to be plasma beams (112000 MPH or Mach 145)
-Scales to and above people who have reacted to and intercepted Chairman Jiangs white lily blast, which traveled beyond the clouds in seconds (3328197 MPH or Mach 4337)
-Casually dodges beams which were reflections of the Ugly Masters face (37413701 MPH or Mach 48762)
Angelino
Overall
-Successfully defeated the Machos which brought upon a new era of peace and hope across the whole world
-Inspired Luna to rebel against her father and venture to the outside world
-Saved Willy from Agent Crocodile
-Befriended the DMC city Yakuza organization known as the Tanaka Clan
-Avenged his mother and father by defeating Bruce Macchabee
Strength and Durability
-Scales above Becq Boy, who entirely halted a speeding armored truck with one throw of his hammer (27338 kilojoules or Small Building level)
-Capable of breaking through Section Z-7 armor, which this blast that destroyed Angelinos apartment wasn’t capable of (33206.9 kilojoules or Small Building level)
-Scales above Lucha Ultima members who walked off this explosion from several missiles (0.16 tons of TNT or Small Building level)
-Scales to Macho saucers, which could blow up the top of a building (0.2 tons of TNT or Small Building level+)
-Scales to Bruce who survived an explosion (0.85 Tons of TNT or Building level)
-Should be comparable to the Giant Praying Mantis’, who survived this giant explosion which was stated to have the yield of at least 10 kilotons and was calced at 13 kilotons (13 kilotons of TNT or Town level)
-These explosions were likely caused by multiple Macho Saucers, meaning Angelino should downscale by some degree. (Blue explosion got 106.8 tons of TNT, green explosion got 20.629 kilotons of TNT, purple explosion got 14.171 kilotons of TNT or Multi City Block-Town level)
Angelino should scale in AP to Macho saucers as they’re heavily implied to be transformed Machos, and Angelinos status as a hybrid of human and macho puts him above the rest of the Macho (Bruce walking through a city infested with these saucers blowing stuff up further solidifies this scaling)
Speed
-Fast enough to cut Vinz's finger faster than he could see (163 MPH)
-Upscales from Vinz who blocked bullets from a silenced pistol with a manhole cover (450 MPH)
-Upscales from Willy who dodged assault rifle fire... Twice (1840 MPH)
-Macho throws Angelino so fast he seemingly ignites (3477 MPH or Mach 4)
-Dodges assault rifle fire from six super soldiers (11040 MPH or Mach 14)
-Macho saucer blitzes a military fighter jet (19000 MPH or Mach 24)
Verdict
Seven
Advantages:
+Massively blitzes (Mach 48762 > Mach 24)
+Better combat experience in base forms, about even with both transformed
+More varied and deadly arsenal (Most of Angelino's weapons are guns/common weaponry compared to Sevens arsenal of several weapons Angelino has never fought anything like)
Hair Wax No. 7 is practically a perfect counter to Angelino, as it would kill him before he could transform and targets his heart, a deadly weak spots for Machos
+Hotter girlfriend
+Santa Muerte's blessing could only protect Angelino for so long, the blessing doesn’t mean Angelino is invincible, in fact he’s been killed before (Gore warning)
Angelino
Advantages:
+Stronger and more durability (20.6 kilotons > 6.6 kilotons) +Luck hax and Macho instincts are better abilities than what Seven has
+Better book smarts and street smarts (Angelino has a full high school education, which Seven has never been confirmed to have)
+hair stylist vs guy without any hair smh
+Counters several of Seven's skills and tools such as
1. Solid as Gold Seven-Day Lock via Liquid Macho Form.
2. Toes up via Machos entirely different biology.
3. Gaiba Egg via Macho instincts which have detected transformations before.
4. Knock-out Spray via Angelino displaying the ability to snap out of sedatives.
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